Cast:
Vice Ganda – Kuya Aldrin (HOST 4, MADAM BIRTUD) Note: others will probably be announce tomorrow… Karylle – Riah(HOST 2)
Anne – Freedom (CHOREOGRAPHER)
Vhong – Raph( NUMBER 3)
Billy – Joaquim (HOST 1)
Renald- (RYAN REBS, )
Marian- (Medic 1)
Drew- (Medic 2)
Nicole-( Specialized Director of Showtime part)
Beep.. bop…beep
1 . (TV Channel Selection)…(aldub, ben10)…(showtime)
2 . (Showtime's intro)…. (Papaparappa…. )
3. HOST 1: What's going on madlang people?!!
4. (Audience Response)…(Background Music)
5. (ALL HOST Welcome each other and casual talk)
6. HOST 2: Ano ba meraih ang abangan ngayon ng madlang people? (Ask other hosts) six. HOST several: Oo nga… Ano handbag dapat nating abangan ngayon? (Ask NUMBER 4) almost eight. HOST 4: Bakit ako ang tinatanong mo? (then laughs)
on the lookout for. HOST several: (Gives funny reason)
12. HOST 4: (Laughs with HOST 3)
11. WEB HOST 4: Yan basahin em lang natin ( titingin sa adobe flash screen with script) doze. HOST four: Ngayong araw dapat nating abangan ang mainit-init mhh tagisan ng mga zumbanatics sa Broma Bida, at hindi lang yan meraih ring abangan ang madamdamin (fake cries) at nakakaeblung Advice Double 13. SPONSOR 1: …Na siyempre kasama pa rin ang ating Madam Birtud (plays music for 5 seconds then stop) 13. (HOST four Sasayaw with music using Vice Ganda's gestures) 12-15. HOST three or more: At ang pinakakahihintay em tagisan ng taon, Ryan Jebs versus. s. Gibis, syempre kasama pa rin ang Crazy Duo at ang Incorrect Direction!!! of sixteen. HOST 1: At ang dapat teil abangan ang bagong segment ng Showtime ang Superstar Bluff (plays music of Celebrity Bluff)!! 17. HOST 1: Kaya simulan na natin ang masaya! Umaatikabong! At walang humpay nakakatawang tanghaling ito! 18. SPONSOR 2: In sa ating pagbabalik ang pampawis social fear tanghalian, Zumba Bida, kaya wag kayong aalis. nineteen. (ALL HOST): It's showtime!!
20. COMMERCIAL BREAK…
21 years old. HOST 1; Muling nagbabalik ang ( withHost 2) It's Showtime! 22. WEB HOST 2: It's… Zumba period!!! ( Background Music of Zumba Bida then flashes Zumba Bida Screen) 23. Tawagin na natin si (Choreographer ng Group 4), ang pinaka_____ nating Instructor. 24. ( Choreogapher enters, gonna have informal talk with the hosts ) 25. NUMBER 2: Tawagin na rin natin ang ating mga kalahok ngayong araw. 21. (PARTICIPANTS ENTER)
27. NUMBER 1: (Choreographer), ano purse ang magiging tema ngayong araw? twenty eight: (Choreo.. ): Were likely to have broma ace measures that will genuinely exhaust each of our constestants. (intellligently) 29. WEB HOST 2: Yun naman pala e, kaya simulan em natin..
31. (Choreo.. ): (call opponent then shows steps)
thirty-one. (After some full count number steps might mahihimatay)
thirty-two. (HOSTS gonna panic a little)
33: (Medic Enters and Checks Patient)
34: Team 1: Heartrate 150 heartbeats under a time frame of one minute. 35. Team 2: Looking forward to Resuscitation!
36. *ilalapit ang mukha sa pasyente, sobrang lapit*
thirty seven. *Gigising dans le cas ou guy, tatayo*
38. Man: *magstrestretch kunwari* Uy! Uy! Uy! Recto yan?! Ok na ako oh, tingnan mo (magpapasikat) (biglang mahihilo) 39. Medic 1: (magpapanic, itatayo si kuya ) Yan kasi eh, di kasi meraih pinipilit ang di pwede. 40. Team 2: verify ko lang bp mo ah.
41. Guy: Kuya recto po handbag ung bp?
42. Medic 1: BP or Stress is a way of measuring the push being exerted on the wall surfaces of arteries as blood is driven out of the cardiovascular. 43. Person: oh sige, di ko naintindihan yan, pero fine yan
44. Medic a couple of: Pakuha naman nung sphygmomanometer (kukunin ang bp) oh yea 170/90. Ang taas ng bp mo kuya. forty-five. *toot* (COMMERCIAL TIIIMEEE)
46. (Century Commercial)
47. (Babalik ang Showtime)
48. HOST 3: Nagbabalik ang (with HOST 2) it's showtime!!!
49. (Music of Madam Birtud then simply Madam Birtud).. (then stops with a funny face) 40. (Hahanap ng magaadvice)…( Man kasama dans le cas ou Kuya Kim lalapit) fifty-one: *Kakanta ng Si Madam Bertud*
52. Madam Bertud: Uy ikaw ung kanina ah! Oh yea anong problema mo? Kala ko nasa morgue ka na, dejoke lang 53. Guy: (Pabebe type) Kasi po may possibly problema po ako
54. Vice Ganda: Bukod social fear _________________________ recto pang afeccion mo? 55. Guy: I prefer someone po eh, pero she will not like me back again....
